They kind of turn me on. How about you?

Okay I must state up front that I’m sick. I think it’s allergies actually and so my head is really fuzzy and I’m feeling a little…odd. Therefore, the odd post. But let’s continue.

Gordon Ramsey on Hell’s Kitchen. I lurve him. He’s so damn angry and he gets in their faces all the time. I worry about his mental and physical state. Calm down sweetie! No need to get so worked up.

I don’t find him that handsome but there’s so much passion there - I wonder if he’s any good in bed? Yes, these are the random thoughts I have when I watch him go off on some poor whimpering chef…

And well of course, there’s Simon Cowell. That man could criticize me all he wants in bed. Say something like, “That was the most horrible performance I’ve ever seen in my life,” in that sexy, mean as hell accent of his and I’d beg for more. Beg I say!

He could make that face at me and tell me I’m bloody awful and I’d fall at his feet. Seriously!

How about you? You like the sexy mean British bad boys?